Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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