I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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