I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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