We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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