How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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