My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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