You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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