just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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