that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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