"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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