This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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