She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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