Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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