Kiss
Puke
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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