I wanna bring you to show and tell
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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