five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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