he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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