problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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