Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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