party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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