just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.