he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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