this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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