....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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