My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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