i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
