ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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