found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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