oh god the rape fog is back!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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