I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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