thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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