She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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