sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
