So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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