either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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