I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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