He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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