very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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