she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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