Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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