Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The Olympian is in my bed
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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