Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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