I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
high people should be assigned attendants
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
