I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
