hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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