It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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