You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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