can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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