pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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