btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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