i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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