My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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