i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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