dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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